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Young Pattullo

First published in 1975

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About the Author

John Innes Mackintosh Stewart (who also wrote as Michael Innes) was born in Edinburgh where his father was Director of Education. He attended Edinburgh Academy before going up to Oriel College, Oxford where he was awarded a first class degree in English and won the Matthew Arnold Memorial Prize and was named a Bishop Frazer scholar. After a short interlude travelling with AJP Taylor in Austria, including studying Freudian psychoanalysis for a year, he embarked on an edition of Florio’s translation of Montaigne’s Essays. This subsequently helped him secure a post teaching English at Leeds University.

In 1932, Stewart married Margaret Hardwick, who practised medicine, and they subsequently had three sons and two daughters. By 1935, he had been awarded the Jury Chair at the University of Adelaide in Australia as Professor of English and had also completed his first detective novel, ‘Death at the President’s Lodging’, published under the pseudonym ‘Michael Innes’. This was an immediate success and part of a long running series centred on ‘Inspector Appleby’, his primary character when writing as ‘Innes’. There were almost fifty titles completed under the ‘Innes’ banner during his career.

In 1946, he returned to the UK and spent two years at Queen’s University in Belfast, before being appointed Student (Fellow and Tutor) at Christ Church, Oxford. He was later to hold the post of Reader in English Literature of Oxford University and upon his retirement was made an Emeritus Professor. Whilst never wanting to leave his beloved Oxford permanently, he did manage to fit into his busy schedule a visiting Professorship at the University of Washington and was also honoured by other Universities in the UK.

Stewart wrote many works under his own name, including twenty-one works of fiction (which contained the highly acclaimed quintet entitled ‘A Staircase in Surrey’, centred primarily in Oxford, but with considerable forays elsewhere, especially Italy), several short story collections, and over nine learned works on the likes of Shakespeare, Kipling and Hardy. He was also a contributor to many academic publications, including a major section on modern writers for the Oxford History of English Literature. He died in 1994, the last published work being an autobiography: ‘Myself and Michael Innes’.

J.I.M. Stewart’s fiction is greatly admired for its wit, plots and literary quality, whilst the non-fiction is acknowledged as being definitive.

For my generation, or rather for my age-group in the narrow sense of the call-up, sudden death remained to the end of the war at a substantial remove. Short of random annihilation from the sky (of which there was little in Edinburgh), we were assured of life until enlisted, and almost assured of it through the further months required for our training in one form of combat or another. We were still in the enjoyment of at least the tail-end of this security when, quite suddenly, it was all over. The bell had sounded, the winning glove been raised in air, and the contenders were back in their corners being mopped up.

For us it had been a spectator sport; we had simply kept our seats. But boys who had been little more than a year ahead of us, with whom we had played in the same eleven or fifteen and whose successors we had become as prefects and the like, had endured the counting of their remaining days in missions, knowing what the statistics said. When we realised we had got off we professed not to believe it. Badly as modern history was taught us, we said, we had picked up too much of it to be taken in. Vast convulsions don’t abruptly cease at the sounding of a gong. After a great war come nasty little ones all over the globe. If we weren’t booked for curtains above Normandy or Berlin we could still be sure of some lethal occasion in swamps or jungles or arctic snows. Somewhere the Japanese would go on fighting and fighting and fighting, or somewhere else the British government would decide to support a white army against a red one – or, failing that, a red one against a white.

These were persuasions bred of guilt at having escaped rather than of clear thought. Seventeen and eighteen, or even seventeen and nineteen, are virtually the same age. So, like Achilles, we had been hiding among women while great things were going on, and we’d have felt better had they continued long enough to allow us a brief whiff of them. But although fighting did persist in one corner of the globe or another, very few of us indeed were to be drawn into it. What lay ahead was post-war National Service, which meant being rapidly turned into imitation officers on some god-forsaken Perthshire moor or – more exotically – at Oswestry or Mons. And even this, if we passed the right examinations and got into the right university, we might have the choice of deferring until after we had taken a degree.

Such was my situation when I unexpectedly won my scholarship. In any circumstances the prospect of Oxford might have alarmed me, and the few days I spent there writing my papers and being interviewed revealed in addition one exacerbating consequence of being an artist’s son. My father had chosen the college at which I was to compete entirely on the score of its visual appeal, after a perambulation of the city in which he had turned down even Magdalen as architecturally not quite up to the mark. So I found myself scribbling furiously amid surroundings which showed to my provincial sense as oppressively august, and as quite without that hint of the modestly domestic which I detected during my more or less furtive prowlings, each afternoon, through the quadrangles of Oriel, Jesus, St Edmund Hall, and similar foundations of what might be called the middling sort. I had been tumbled, I told myself, into a haunt of the most shattering privilege, like a beggar upon whom some trick is played in a folk-tale. My fellow-postulants at the long tables in the college’s lofty hall were the sons of dukes and earls to a man. Or, rather, to a boy, since the notion that we were men didn’t occur to me.

So convinced was I of this that I found myself taking comfort from what my brother Ninian termed the Glencorry connection. It was an ignoble resource. One has to be true to one’s order, and my order was my father’s. It was because he was a painter that I was going to be a playwright. Whereas the Glencorrys were – next after our Pattullo uncle, the minister in Aberdeenshire – the principal figures of fun in Ninian’s and my own family zoo. It was pitiful that I should seek to derive confidence from Uncle Rory simply because he wrote letters to The Scotsman (on the iniquities of hydro-electric schemes and anything else that might make sense of the Highlands) signed Roderick Glencorry of Glencorry – to which he would have liked to add, had convention permitted, twenty-second of that Ilk, intimating thereby that the Glencorrys had sat tight through several centuries on the same tumps of heather.

When I became conscious of this frailty (for I was still concocting answers to a paper ambitiously entitled ‘Outlines of English Literary History’) I shoved into an answer, whether appositely or not, a couplet of Dryden’s which says something about a successive title, long and dark, Drawn from the mouldy rolls of Noah’s Ark. I can’t be certain that it wasn’t this display of erudition that won the heart of my future tutor, Albert Talbert, and resulted in my being informed by telegram a few days later that I had become the college’s next John Ruskin Scholar.

It was with a duke’s or earl’s son – or at least with a boy from a school catering for such people – that I had some conversation during the days in which this faintly absurd examination was going on. His name was Stumpe, which didn’t sound particularly ducal but at least was as old as John Aubrey. (For I must record that, at that time, I had acquired a respectable amount of totally random reading: something which conceivably emerged as meritorious in one grappling with the Outlines of English Literary History in three hours by the clock.)

Stumpe explained to me, during the drinking – cautiously, on my own part – of a pint of beer in the bar of the Mitre Hotel, that for us it was pretty well an open award or nothing: this because of all those bloody men back from the war. I hadn’t thought about that aspect of the competition, and Stumpe had to amplify. There were several categories of such people, and the college was bound to find room for them ahead of us. Some had been in residence for a year or more before being whisked away to fight, and now the fortunate survivors among them would be coming back. Others, known for some reason as cadets, had been sent up to Oxford as an obscure temporary expedient, and with little regard paid to either their intellectual or their social eligibility; the unmassacred among these would also be returning. A third lot – about whom Stumpe seemed a shade less censorious – would be as new to Oxford as ourselves, having done no more than secure places in the college before being called up. The whole crowd were bound to be as bumptious as hell. But at least they wouldn’t stand for being treated as kids – not after years of having got drunk when they pleased and sleeping with no end of women as well. So there was bound to be a general loosening up, and those of us who did get in straight from school would benefit from sundry resulting freedoms.

I listened to Stumpe respectfully, and even ventured to express my appreciation of his society through the offer of a second pint of beer. To my relief he declined this, pointing out that it would be embarrassing if, during the afternoon paper, we had several times to ask leave to go to the loo. (I was hearing this word, I believe, for the first time.) We might meet again that evening, he suggested, and go round a few pubs. He would probably bring along a couple of friends.

The proposal was quite agreeable to me. With each paper I wrote it seemed that my chances of establishing any permanent connection with Oxford were becoming steadily slimmer, and if as a result of some drastic introduction to intemperate courses I performed yet more feebly on the following day – well, it wasn’t going to matter a bit. But I might as well study the natives during my brief English foray, and Stumpe was sufficiently unfamiliar to me to represent quite promising material for a page in my journal. I had recently taken to keeping a diary thus entitled – inspired, I imagine, by the marathon performance of Arnold Bennett a decade or so before. Stumpe’s friends might yield something as well.

The proposed conviviality didn’t, however, happen. As we went in to dinner in hall Stumpe drifted past me unregarding and sat down at a remote table. Afterwards he just vanished. I was disappointed by this – the more so since the boy I sat beside didn’t utter a word to me throughout the meal. I comforted myself by observing that he appeared to be of an uncommunicative temperament in general, for in reply to a question addressed to him by somebody on his other hand he uttered the one word ‘Downside’ with freezing curtness, and remained completely silent thereafter. He struck me as most disagreeable, and I even blamed him for sending me back to my room in a gloomy mood of my own.

The room itself was gloomy, being situated on the ground floor of Rattenbury. This is the Victorian part of the college, and a guidebook had told me (as my own sensibilities would have done) that it is inferior in aesthetic pretension to the other buildings. I now managed to manufacture a grievance out of this. It was because I was judged of inferior pretension myself that I had been thrust into so bleak and ill-proportioned an apartment, through the inadequate windows of which the summer dusk could be viewed only between the interstices of much pseudo-mediaeval wrought-iron, rather as if I had been incarcerated like Bonivard, or Faustus’s unfortunate girlfriend in the opera. The room felt, for some reason, quite as damp and chilly as I imagined the castle of Chillon to be; its lighting was crepuscular; and I was facing it after a meal which had been meagre and unappetising beyond even the standards of that time. Here, at least, there wasn’t much that was august in evidence. The scanty furniture included numerous empty bookshelves, a Medici print of a droopy Corot tree, and a large fly-blown lampshade in tattered pink silk. On a table covered with an ink-stained serge cloth lay my open notebooks: a sprawl of puerile appraisals of Milton and Fielding and Hardy. It was beyond me to take another glance at them. I sat down and sombrely considered what Stumpe had said.

His notion of a licentious returned soldiery behind whose bayonets, as it were, we might ourselves advance upon emancipated pleasures didn’t stir my imagination at all. I believed that if I did fluke a place at Oxford I should there work very hard indeed – a conviction stemming from the view (later to be considerably modified) that the study of literature at a university is the best preparation for becoming a writer. But much more important than this was the fact that I was in love.

I was – to use the word my mother would have liked – ‘romantically’ in love: to the extent, indeed, of having existed for some months in that state of enchantment sheerly through the eye which Romeo was obliged to endure for several minutes before engaging Juliet in the extemporaneous composition of a sonnet. I had not yet so much as spoken to the beautiful Janet Finlay. Indeed, since I simply sat in front of her in church, and since she there seemed wholly indisposed either to join in the hymns or audibly to repeat the Lord’s Prayer, I couldn’t have sworn that she was not both deaf and dumb. Such intense states of feeling, bred entirely in the imagination, and in their inception floating free of any specific erotic design, can appear merely bizarre in retrospect. But this one was potent with me, so that Stumpe’s remark about sleeping with no end of women passed me by as foolishness – as it might not have done some years later.

What chiefly depressed me in recalling Stumpe’s remarks was the suggestion of a barrier, in age and experience and interests, between myself and a majority of the people with whom – if I had unexpected luck – I should be living at Oxford. At school, although not myself much of a games-player, I had tended to make my friends among the athletically inclined. This was partly because they were nicer to look at than the stars of the Classical Sixth. But it was partly because I owned an undisciplined mind, and disliked more industrious and successful boys whom, in my conceit, I judged to be no cleverer than I was. So I was consciously rather short of mental stimulus, and had just lately been reckoning (not altogether erroneously) that in an Oxford college heterodox characters like myself would be rather thicker on the ground. And now I couldn’t imagine that men three or four years senior to me – and back from anything so tremendous as a war – would be disposed to pay me the slightest attention. This was to turn out a misconception in itself. Moreover it ignored the possibility that the knowledgeable Stumpe, although broadly right about his facts, had got the proportions of the coming set-up wrong. Actually, the intake of schoolboys was going to be quite large. I might have guessed as much had I reflected on how many of them had been encouraged to have a go at the current set of examinations.

As it was, I spent half-an-hour sunk in despondency. I was still despondent when I heard a knock on my door. That anybody should thus civilly apply for admission to my presence was disconcerting in itself. Nobody ever knocked at a door of mine – except occasionally my Uncle Rory during my summer holidays at Corry, when he had taken it into his head, at some hideously early hour, that I ought to be out and scouring the heather in the interest of my health. On these occasions I would reply from beneath the bed-clothes – and often, I am afraid, as sulkily as was at all prudent in the light of my uncle’s exigent standard of the manners proper in the young. But now I called out confidently enough. It was Stumpe who entered the room.

‘Oh, hullo,’ Stumpe said. ‘Do you mind if I come in? Or are you mugging up for tomorrow?’

‘No, of course not.’ As I said this I felt rather ashamed of my open notebooks. ‘Do sit down.’

‘Yes. I’m afraid there’s nothing to drink in this room.’ I offered the apology out of some vague sense of the canons of academic hospitality. ‘Not even the end of a tin of cocoa, as far as I can see.’

‘I’ve had a drink, thanks. I went over to the Bulldog with a Colleger. He was a bit of a bore.’

‘I see.’ I wondered whether a Colleger was Stumpe’s equivalent to a star of the Classical Sixth. ‘Clever of you to run me to earth.’

‘Lord, yes. Never forget a face, and so on. Recognise your crumbling features after thirty years. Like royals and the idle classes generally.’

There was a short silence, in which I felt I had shown an inadequate sense of the sophisticated character of Stumpe’s last observation.

‘I expect I’ll get rooms in Surrey Quad if they’ll resign themselves to putting up with me at all. My grandfather had rooms there. My father never came up. He says he hadn’t the right sort of brain. Did yours?’ As he asked this question, Stumpe gave me an appraising glance.

‘No. I had an uncle at New College, although I can’t think he had the right sort of brain either. Surrey looks rather splendid.’

‘Yes. It was built by Christopher Wren, just like St Paul’s.’ Stumpe offered this staggeringly erroneous information with complete confidence. ‘But they say, as a matter of fact, that the baths are better over here in Rattenbury.’

I felt our conversation wasn’t going too well, being disjointed to the point of awkwardness. But Stumpe seemed quite contented. He wasn’t a fool – he was, in fact, going to win some sort of exhibition – and I think his thus dropping in on me was respectably motivated by genuine intellectual curiosity. Perhaps his grandfather had told him that at Oxford he should cultivate the advantage of rubbing up against all sorts. His next question lent support to this conjecture.

‘No – no girls.’ Quite unjustifiably, I took this further demand for information as designedly insolent. ‘I suppose there are girls at your school?’ I asked.

I was pleased with this, and expected it to produce indignation. Some loose association of ideas, however, had prompted Stumpe’s mind to move elsewhere – as now transpired in a startling manner.

This brisk admission produced another – and this time interesting – silence. Stumpe had, so to speak, moved into the round. Years afterwards, I would sometimes recall the occasion – this when a character whom I was labouring to create would suddenly behave out of character, and have to be reassessed as a result. At the moment I couldn’t have said at all meaningfully that Stumpe was behaving out of character, since his character was something about which I knew nothing at all. I did have a sense, however, that in so abruptly raising an intimate matter he was at least acting out of type and out of turn. Whether this was indeed so I don’t really know to this day. English schoolboys may be less reticent than Scottish ones. On the whole, I judge that certain stresses of adolescence had endowed Stumpe with an interesting measure of eccentricity, at least in a temporary way.

‘It’s a worry,’ Stumpe said. ‘I mean, when to begin – and how to begin. One might leave it too long, and never get into the way of it at all. It’s awfully risky holding out against nature, wouldn’t you say? There’s some word for what can happen – atropos or something.’

‘I suppose Atropos might take a disabling snip at you with her shears, and altogether spoil your matrimonial chances. But atrophy’s the word you want.’

‘That’s right – atrophy.’ Stumpe was unresentful of my didactic tone. ‘A mental sort of atrophy rather than a physical perhaps. A man can run off the rails, you know. It’s a bit alarming. I can tell you I have some damned odd fantasies when it comes to quiet half-hours with sex. Flage, and all that. Do you?’

Stumpe had produced a word unknown to me, rhyming with ‘badge’. It must have been straight from the mint, but I sufficiently got the idea to be inwardly scandalised. Not in our closest moments could Ninian and I have conducted such a conversation with each other, and I didn’t know that it is characteristically with total strangers that obsessed persons are liable to take such plunges. But I felt I mustn’t put up the shutters on Stumpe, nor indeed did I want to. If not impressive he was at least serious. Most of the sex-talk I heard at school was smut, and to be responded to with sniggers. So I answered Stumpe’s last question and several more. Within a quarter of an hour a curious effect of warmth and intimacy had established itself between us. One part of my head knew that it bore a factitious character. Still, there was no vice in it.

‘I have a cousin who believes that an actress is the thing,’ Stumpe said. ‘Actresses have the temperament. Of course, it would have to be an unimportant one – for a start, I mean.’

‘But I have another cousin,’ he went on, ‘who says that actresses are an Edwardian idea, and that it can be pretty well any girl one meets at a dance. But—do you know?—I somehow don’t fancy that. It doesn’t seem quite the thing. And she might be a virgin, after all – which would be a frightful responsibility.’

‘That’s perfectly true.’ Stumpe now looked at me admiringly. ‘As a matter of fact, there’s a chap in my house whose father owns several theatres. And he says that quite a lot of actresses are pure.’

Stumpe had uttered this last word awkwardly. It was clearly a sacred one, hazily associated with close female relatives, and it produced a shift in our talk. I found this a relief, since by way of playing fair I had passingly offered a number of confidences a good deal against the grain.

As a transitional passage this displayed enviable conversational virtuosity compensating for its revelation of a not too well-stocked mind. The theatre was already in my blood, and it was at some length that I put Stumpe right. He bore it very well. He was willing to learn. This made it odd that he was emerging from a famous school so lavishly furnished with ignorance. But no doubt there were whole regions of discourse, wholly unknown to me, in which he was well clued up.

We returned to the subject of Oxford entrance, and he once more produced his phrase about bloody men back from the war. It almost looked as if there was another obsession here. I didn’t myself know quite what to think about men back from the war. Some of them could be called bloody, I supposed, in the sense in which the term is applicable to the sergeant at the beginning of Macbeth. There would have been times when they staggered to their feet after a shell-burst and found themselves smothered in the stuff. That surely entitled them to be regarded as heroes. Yet I recognised this as a conventional and tribal idea which didn’t, for good or ill, find much of an echo in my heart. We had at school a shocking institution known as a punishment run. It was supposed to be an enlightened and humane substitute for a beating – although in fact it could include quite a whack of that from bigger boys strategically located en route. In any case, you arrived back from it pretty shagged, so that your fellows awkwardly avoided your eye. Ninian when a prefect had once taken a token swipe at me on such an occasion, and for a time it had rankled between us. I now discovered that I saw men back from the war as in a similar whipped and hounded category. They had been given a gruelling time. And what it had done for their dispositions was anybody’s guess.

Stumpe wouldn’t agree about the gruelling time. He saw most repatriated warriors in a light that was to become fashionable in novels about ten years later. They had sat on their arses in offices, intriguing against each other in any way they could, and been intermittently dined and wined by uncles and aunts high enough up to be immune against the rationing and so on imposed upon the vulgar herd. And now they were going to be all round us in the college – supposing, once more, that we got in. They might even be accorded preferential treatment in such vital matters as being given rooms in Surrey.

‘Have you by any chance had a brother up here?’ Stumpe asked. The question, which came abruptly, had brought him oddly to his feet.

I told him that I hadn’t. Ninian – although I didn’t add this – had achieved the glory of shaping to be in the Royal Marines Commandos, and there was certainly to have been no arse-sitting in that. But the gong had gone. Ninian was already back in Edinburgh, studying law.

‘No, he won’t.’ Stumpe had reached the door, and his hand was on the knob. ‘He was killed at Salerno, as a matter of fact. They blew his head off. Do you know? I think I’ll try a bath. Good night.’

I tried a bath myself. If the baths in Rattenbury were really superior to those in Surrey, then the baths in Surrey must be museum pieces of no common sort. But the war had at least accustomed me to a maximum of five inches of hot water, and here the stuff was in unexpectedly abundant supply. The boy who had snapped out ‘Downside’ so disobligingly was having a bath too. Nude and steaming, we stared at each other without acknowledgement through doors that had come off their hinges. If I didn’t myself utter, it was because I had already decided he was an uncivil character I wouldn’t care for.

But first impressions can be fallacious. In the following October, when Stumpe and I had both come into residence, we occasionally addressed a word or two to one another in the quad – perhaps with a shade of embarrassment, although I can recall nothing of the sort. Later we made do with a passing nod. Finally – and with the true undergraduate ability simply to rub out false starts – we ceased to bother even with this. But the boy from Downside was Tony Mumford, who was to become my best friend.

During the latter part of that summer I was despatched to Corry Hall on a longer holiday than usual. Unlike my parents and my Edinburgh acquaintance in general, Uncle Rory and Aunt Charlotte saw nothing remarkable in my being booked for Oxford. My uncle merely judged it – on grounds which were for some time obscure to me – anomalous that I should be going to the college of my father’s picturesquely arbitrary choice. A place at New College, he maintained, would have represented the correct ordering of the matter. He appeared to have forgotten – if, indeed, he had ever noticed – that Oxford undergraduates are divided into scholars and commoners, and that a boy who has gained an open award at a particular college is obliged to take up residence in it. His sense of the situation appeared to be that I was still free to choose. Arrived at the railway station, I had only to direct a taxi-driver to take me to whatever college I liked, and so settle the matter. It lay with me to say ‘New College’, be driven down the tortuous lane leading to the obscure portal of that magnificent foundation, and there ask to be shown into the presence of its Warden – whereupon the details of my sojourn would at once be determined.

This vision of current academic life was my first intimation that, since my last visit, Uncle Rory had been going increasingly dotty. But an element of reason always lurks in madness, and presently I worked it out. My uncle (as I had told Stumpe) had himself been at New College. This was because, at the time, his elder brother, the heir of the Glencorrys, was still alive. New College was the proper college for younger sons – and so, by an extension of the hereditary principle, for scions in a general way. My own destined college was for eldest sons.

So what my father had contrived was subversive of the settled order of things, and to be regarded as a legacy of the indiscretion which had prompted my mother to marry a person whose origins were totally obscure.

Thus baldly stated, these facts do my uncle an injustice. So far as I can tell, he had never, since the day he first acknowledged his sister’s marriage, treated my father other than with respect. He would probably have observed the same propriety had my mother married a grocer or a plumber. But there also harboured in him, I believe, a dim sense that something called Art held a licenced place in what I was soon to hear lecturers call the Great Chain of Being, and that it was proper that its practitioners should be accorded moderate notice by their betters. Confronted by the colour-print after Corot in that dismal Rattenbury room, he would have been unable to pronounce with confidence that it was not an original oil-painting by Poussin or Rubens. But had somebody driven Poussin or Rubens up to Corry and introduced him as a well-regarded artist, my uncle would not have hesitated in putting his hand to the decanter with his best sherry.

There could be no doubt that he was turning a little odd. Corry Hall is a largish nineteenth-century mansion by David Bryce. Contrived in the Scottish baronial style, and for some reason smothered in whitewash from basement to roof, it is reputed to hold encapsulated within itself a structure known as Duff’s Tower and dating from the year 1264. Both Ninian and I had put in many hours hunting for this antiquity, and as our skill in trigonometry and solid geometry grew we became increasingly confident that nowhere in the building could there be an area of more than some three square feet which we were unable to account for. Duff’s Tower had thus to be regarded as no longer other than notional – a conclusion we refrained from communicating to our uncle, fearing that he might be considerably upset. For Duff’s Tower – or rather its date – was important to him. Corry Hall is like a miniaturised version of Blair Castle, which is also the work of Bryce. But Cumming’s Tower in that more exalted dwelling is supposed to date only from 1269, and upon this flimsy chronological structure Uncle Rory based the contention that the Glencorrys were of a higher antiquity than the Murrays, and indeed than the antecedent Stewart line of the earls of Atholl themselves.

I don’t think that my uncle would ever have spoken with positive disrespect of a Duke of Atholl, any more than he would of my father, or – for that matter – of the fishwife for insulting whom he had once so famously caned Ninian. But whenever he uttered the name ‘James Atholl’ (which was apparently the correct manner in which to refer to a duke with whom one familiarly passed the time of day) his tone suggested that, whatever the present man might be like, the further back you went among the Murrays the more dubious a crowd did you find yourself rubbing shoulders with.

Pursuing this virtually dynastic contention, Uncle Rory had recently taken up genealogical and historical studies for the pursuit of which neither his abilities nor his acquirements equipped him. He was, it might be crudely said, as uninformed as his wife and even less intelligent. But this is again unfair to my uncle, considered simply as a human being. To my aunt, although I suppose she was a harmless woman, I never kindled; there was nothing about her that could be identified and held on to as hinting either character or personality; my uncle might have rummaged her at random out of a gigantic deep-freeze labelled Upper-class Englishwomen: Standard Model. It is true that Uncle Rory himself might also be viewed as a stereotype, but he was a more sympathetic figure than Aunt Charlotte. The mental stock-in-trade of the one was as limited and frequently absurd as that of the other. Uncle Rory, however, had a beguiling extravagance which was denied his wife.

These are not conclusions that have come to me only in maturity. In their essentials, my earliest holidays at Corry revealed them to me. In particular, I think I was always aware of the touch of sacred strangeness in Uncle Rory. The Glencorrys may be guessed to have a history of mental instability, for the family legends are full of ghosts, of ‘callings’, of the second sight, which are probably mythologised equivalents of intermittent neurotic vagary. The liability emerged in my mother. It was because she was nervously unwell that my present stay at Corry was planned to last throughout September.

Later in that month – my uncle told me shortly after my arrival – the duke would be ‘putting on his show’ at the Highland Gathering at Blair Atholl. The expression, which if not disrespectful was at least sardonic, referred to the duke’s custom of opening this annual athletic occasion by marching on to the field at the head of the Atholl Highlanders. For a reason to which I shall come, we ourselves failed to attend the Gathering, so I don’t know whether this feudal manifestation actually took place. It was certainly a regular occurrence at a slightly earlier time, and it may still happen today. Chronology was not my uncle’s strong point. He had the utmost difficulty in remembering just what stretch of years is indicated by such a term as ‘the seventeenth century’. It is an uncertainty conceivable in the mind of a cultivated Italian when studying British history, but disabling in a Scottish laird developing antiquarian interests.

I have heard that dukes as a class each individually possess some privilege permitted to no other subject of the crown. According to the Glencorry (which is the style under which Uncle Rory liked to hear himself referred to) James Atholl’s unique distinction was that of being permitted to retain a standing army, and the regiment which followed him on parade beneath the windows of Blair Castle was precisely that. Whether this was indeed the case, I again don’t know. I am writing of long ago; the twentieth century had not yet reached its middle term; even so, it seems probable that no practical significance even then continued to attach to the matter. But it held great significance for my uncle. His researches inclined him to the view that this ducal prerogative stemmed from the circumstance that the Murrays of Tullibardine had at one time been sovereigns of the Isle of Man. But the history of the Menavian islands is of a complexity equalled only by its obscurity, and Uncle Rory had somehow arrived at the conclusion that forebears of his own had been prepotent there round about the time of King Gorse. From this he moved on to the persuasion that King Gorse (or perhaps King Orry – if, indeed, Kings Gorse and Orry were not identical) was a character from whom he was himself lineally descended. At this point I suppose it would have been possible for the uncharitable to declare that my uncle was already far gone in lunacy. He managed to go a little further simply by persuading himself that he was thereby entitled to a standing army too. He was putting in quite a lot of time designing a uniform for it. I have recorded elsewhere that he disapproved of what he called the invention of the kilt; and for this reason his men were to appear in galligaskins. They would have looked rather like a Papal Guard.

All this was as harmless as the ploys of another uncle, famous in Tristram Shandy. And with the Glencorry the hobbyhorse was ridden more intermittently than by Uncle Toby. The obsession merely came on him from time to time. What Aunt Charlotte made of it I don’t know. She had been brought up in a stockbroker belt in the Home Counties, and had not subsequently armed herself with much knowledge of Scottish history. The only field in which she might have been declared possessed of any historiographical expertness was that of the Wimbledon championships; what she didn’t know about Suzanne Lenglen and similar monarchs of the tennis-court wasn’t worth knowing. She would have been inclined, I feel, to judge her husband by what she could pick up of his neighbours’ opinion of him. But Corry Hall scarcely enjoyed a neighbourhood in the English sense, whether of a town or county order. And the people who did come around, if not precisely like Uncle Rory, were at least more like Uncle Rory than like Aunt Charlotte. It is probable that they kept to themselves any unfavourable impression of the Glencorry’s developing interests. They were nearly all kinsmen of his, in one degree or another.

My aunt’s isolated situation, together with conservative persuasions less imaginative than my uncle’s, had exerted a considerable influence on the upbringing of my two cousins, Anna and Ruth. Had Aunt Charlotte lived in South Kensington she might have tumbled to the fact that at least some trafficking with the spirit of the time was requisite in a mother concerned that her daughters should be adequately ‘in the swim’ – launched, that is, on a current likely to land a girl expeditiously on the shores of reputable matrimony. ‘Nobody could be more broad-minded than I am,’ she was fond of saying. ‘I am entirely in favour of occasional tournaments in which we could actually play against the professionals. The cricketers do so, as everybody knows, and no harm has come of it. Only I will not tolerate modern ideas at Corry. It is fortunate that your uncle entirely agrees with me.’ At this Uncle Rory would nod composedly, no doubt thinking that the kilt or the generating of electrical energy was being referred to. Actually, ‘modern ideas’ was a potent and comprehensive, if unexamined, concept. It included much dogma in the field of education, with the consequence that the virgin character of my cousins’ minds was perpetually fascinating to me. The daughters of the surgeons and advocates, architects and accountants and professors, with whom Ninian and I were acquainted in Edinburgh, were commonly able to give us points on such matters as the aorist and the optative; and Janet Finlay, seldom for long out of my thoughts at that time, commanded more correct if less fluent French than my father. Anna and Ruth, who had been sent to some exclusive boarding-school in England, were innocent even of such ‘accomplishments’ as the Misses Pinkerton may be supposed to have laid on for Amelia Sedley and Becky Sharp in their academy on Chiswick Mall. They could neither sketch picturesque ruins nor play the piano. They certainly didn’t understand the use of the globes.

These deficiencies need not have been crippling in themselves. My cousins had their natural place in a society not given to intellectual or artistic pursuits. But they were both senior to me by several years, and had been entitled to regard themselves as grown-up while the war was still going on. They could have driven staff cars, or learnt to shove model fighters and bombers about a table, or made themselves useful in any one among a number of auxiliary capacities. They would have gained a good deal of independence as a result, but there would have been involved assumptions about the company young women may properly keep – with whom they can go where, and when – acceptance of which would have meant that modern ideas were creeping in. What they did do my wartime holidays never revealed. What they did now was to lead a narrow and baffled life at home, cut off even from others of their own sort who were returning to not very different courses. They walked dogs, visited old women in the surrounding clachans, occasionally trailed out after men on a shoot, and discontentedly assisted in counting the number of creatures shot.

‘Have the girls been out and around yet?’ was a question which Uncle Rory never failed to ask at least once in the course of the day. It seemed to represent the full range of his curiosity about them, and he seldom showed any consciousness that their needs might exceed, or differ from, those to be postulated of a couple of well-bred spaniels. (Ninian said that Anna and Ruth had been inoculated in their youth against distemper, and that their discipline had been humanely achieved by means of taps on the nose with a rolled newspaper.) My aunt would reply, ‘Anna is helping the minister to distribute Life and Work’ or ‘Ruth said she might walk to the head of the glen’, and that would dismiss the matter. In fact, my cousins on the whole disliked outdoor activities, and spent much time in their rooms, or in obscure and chilly corners of the house, idly turning over The Field and Scottish Country Life, or engaged in the desultory reading of illicitly procured and mildly libidinous romances.

In my earlier times at Corry I had barely distinguished between them. Both were handsome rather heavy girls, who seldom had anything noteworthy to say; and if I didn’t pay much attention to them they hardly ever paid any to me. I was too young to be of much interest – a fact which continued to hold true now that they were grown-up and I was nearly so. Perhaps because I had no sisters, I was inclined to extend over these girl cousins a species of sexual taboo, and this for long precluded what might otherwise have been a feasible fooling around. We seldom even romped together. Or at least I never romped with Ruth, who was the nearer to me in age. She was a solid sort of girl who never became, even to the most accidental touch of my hands, a sexual object at all. It turned out a little differently with Anna.

Most of my wanderings around Corry were solitary; its moors remain in my mind as the terrain of those thinking or dreaming walks in the course of which, I imagine, many more talented young men than myself have portentously brooded over their destiny. But through several summers I used to go, or be taken, on occasional tramps in my elder cousin’s company. I would have a rucksack, heavy because of the enormous bottle of repellent mineral water with which Mountjoy, my uncle’s factotum, insisted on providing us. Anna would have a shooting-stick. We might, or might not, be accompanied by suitable dogs. To my uncle or aunt we presented a wholesome and socially acceptable spectacle as we marched off from the house.

We had nothing to say to each other, and a casual spectator might have concluded that my only utility to the young lady lay in carrying the expedition’s supplies. This would have been an error. Our engagement – Anna’s and my own – usually took place either just before or just after our picnic. It was a crudely ritualised affair, and very uninventive. Commonly, we would affect a dispute over some casual object – an interesting chunk of granite or a bird’s feather. This would lead into an episode of flight, pursuit, tackle, tumble, and full-scale wrestling-match. Anna – although, to her mother’s sorrow, not athletically inclined – was a well-developed and powerful wench; I myself was not yet full-grown; commonly I had my work cut out to subdue her. It was stiff muscular effort and undeniably exciting. I can recall at this moment the strangeness of the mingled smell of my cousin and the heather. The contest ended when Anna’s body – prone or supine – and all her limbs were firmly pinioned beneath my own. She would then say sharply, as to a troublesome child, ‘Duncan, that’s enough!’ and I would release her and roll away, panting.

This phase in our relationship eventually petered out. I had learnt something about sensuality – and particularly that female sensuality had in my cousin Anna a notable exponent; in relation to her, in fact, I had an intuition of trouble ahead. If it was I who eventually called off these expeditions (which I take to be the possibly shameful truth) it was not from any primitive fear of incest: the taboo-element was not all that strong. Nor was it, I am afraid, the issue of moral feeling; rather it was controlled by quite shallow social awareness. Observation – the result of other walks taken elsewhere – had persuaded me that behaviour of this particular sort was a characteristically plebeian, as well as adolescent, method of securing sexual enjoyment. But what really browned me off was that conclusion to the affair whereby I was abruptly demoted from masterful youth to reproved small boy. So it was at about the time that the down on my cheek was yielding to stubble that this cock-teasing on my cousin’s part came to an end. It left me not much affected – but, if anything, resentful rather than beholden. When at length at Corry an incredible event occurred I suffered the proper feelings in a more than proper degree. I was, in fact, shattered. At the same time I cannot be certain that I was left without an unamiable flicker of a thought to the effect that Anna had got what she was booked for.

These sexual episodes had been the more unedifying as belonging to a period when I had no honest use for feminine society. I was still much taken up with a romantic attachment to a snub-nosed younger boy called Tommy Watt. Indeed, my passion for Tommy – round whose shoulders I never so much as put an arm – outlasted my tumblings with Anna, and came to an end only with his accidental death. The succeeding year or eighteen months, which brought me to the verge of going up to the university, must have been, developmentally, the most crowded of my life. In this last pre-Oxford holiday at Corry I was a different youth from what I had been hitherto. The fact was important only to myself. Nobody noticed it.

I was surprised that Anna didn’t; that she seemed unaware of that subtler chemical change which turns boy into man not merely under a bathing-slip (I used to swim in a pool in the Corry, something which would have been regarded as indecorous in my cousins) but under his hat as well. (I had again brought my school cap, now finally to be abandoned, to Corry; something was still needed to doff to the tenants’ and labourers’ wives, and I should have felt a fool in a deerstalker borrowed from my uncle.) Anna appeared hardly aware of my presence at all. It would be misleading to describe her as withdrawn, since the term implies a cogitative habit behind a mask of passivity. But she would glance at me almost without recognition, and the conversation upon which her parents insisted at table seemed particularly a burden to her. It struck me that she too might be undergoing some process of maturation. What my father – whose French tended to the demotic at times – might have called her nichons were gaining in prominence.

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