CHAPTER ONE
Strange Encounter
Shortly before the holding of the Referendum on the Common Market, Douglas Barton was sitting in a window-seat with his back to the engine in one of the old-fashioned carriages which are still sometimes used on the route from Victoria to Redhill. He was holding the evening paper the right way up but not reading it. Douglas was well educated and had been successful in his profession but, being a librarian and not a barrister, he had not been asked to give particulars of his career for inclusion in Who’s Who. If the publishers of that dictionary had wished to include his name, his entry would have read something like this:
BARTON, Douglas Alexander, MA BLitt: b 16 Oct. 1920: o s of late Rev. Gilbert Barton and Mabel Barton (née Bilsby); m 1945 Sheila Maud, y d of late Arthur Carrington; one s two d. Educ: St Andrew’s Coll., Lincoln; King’s Coll., Cambridge. Chief Librarian New British Fiction Library, 1968 –. Recreation: listening to music. Address: Old Cottage, Sycamore Lane, Redhill, Surrey.
It would be a pleasant, if impracticable, idea for Who’s Who to obtain and publish an objective assessment of the characters of those whose names are included in it. ‘p. a.’ – the abbreviation for ‘pompous ass’ – at the end of a full column of achievements would add to the readability of the book. And the risk of collecting such a comment might limit the number of those who write despairing letters to the publishers year after year suggesting that surely it was time that their names were included.
Such an entry in Douglas’ case would have stated (in an abbreviated form) that he was a good-humoured, tolerant, modest man of considerable ability but without sufficient ambition to make a mark in the world.
He had been chosen out of three hundred applicants to be the first Chief Librarian of the new British Fiction Library. The object of the founders of this library was to include in it, as far as was humanly possible, every work of fiction written in English (whether a translation or not) from the Apocrypha onwards. When necessary it would arrange for a book to be reprinted and, after the Library had been in existence for two years, it offered a free subscription as a prize to anyone who could point out five books which were not included in its catalogue. The salary attached to Douglas’ position was substantially less than that of an experienced compositor, namely £5,000 a year. It was mainly because of this salary that Douglas was not reading his paper. His twin daughters, aged fifteen, were very happily at school, but the fees were high and the difficulties of keeping them there and of enabling them to go on to a university when they had finished school were a source of great worry to Douglas and his wife. Every month their standard of living had dropped and they had had to economise in almost every way, except where such economies might affect the girls’ education or the health of the family. No longer did Douglas’ car await him at Redhill station, but, provided it had not been stolen, he would make the journey from the train to his home in Sycamore Lane on a bicycle. He was wondering what else they could give up when he was interrupted in these depressing thoughts by a question from the man sitting opposite, whom up to that moment he had hardly noticed.
‘Excuse me, sir, would you mind if I opened the window?’
‘Certainly not. I should enjoy the air.’
‘Might I ask you a very rude question, sir?’
Douglas’ answer to the first question was almost automatic, for he was still concentrating on the problem of how to find the next term’s school fees. But the second question jolted him out of these reflections, and, although perhaps he did not realise it, he was grateful for its unexpected nature.
‘I don’t mind,’ he said.
‘Thank you, sir. It’s nothing very terrible really. I simply wondered why you hadn’t opened the window yourself if you wanted some fresh air.’
‘Frankly, I hadn’t thought of it.’
‘Absorbed in the paper, I suppose?’
‘As a matter of fact I wasn’t.’
‘Perhaps you were wondering how to vote about the Common Market?’
Many people would have snubbed the man and retired into their papers or their thoughts, but Douglas was pleased to be interrupted and was a little intrigued to know how the conversation would continue. The stranger was fairly well dressed, and had an intelligent face and lips which suggested that he smiled a good deal.
‘No,’ said Douglas, ‘I made up my mind about that months ago.’
‘An economist perhaps?’
‘No, I’m not. In point of fact I haven’t the faintest idea whether it would be a good or a bad thing for the country. I suspect I am in the same position as 99 per cent of the voters. We have wholly insufficient information upon which to form a worthwhile view. I am relying solely on the views of a few friends of mine who appear to know a good deal about the subject.’
‘Then the chances are that you’re voting to stay in. No, I don’t expect an answer,’ said the stranger hurriedly. ‘I believe in the secrecy of the ballot.’
‘You haven’t yet opened the window,’ said Douglas.
‘Thank you. I will. As you may have guessed, I only asked the question in order to get into conversation with you. I haven’t spoken to an educated man for well over two years – unless you count the prison chaplain. I only came out today. Don’t be alarmed,’ he added, ‘it wasn’t for violence.’
Douglas and his wife had differing views about crime and punishment. His were conservative. Although he was averagely compassionate he considered that prison and punishment were necessary evils and that some harm was done by those who pressured the Government to release prisoners before they had paid the penalty. He thought that punishment was a good thing, both as a deterrent to others and as a method of satisfying the public’s desire for redress against those who had broken the law. Sheila thought very differently. She believed that, although it was a natural instinct for people to want revenge on a person who had committed a crime, it was an instinct which should be repressed in a Christian country. She was one of those who were in favour of the movement to abolish prison altogether, except for the purpose of protecting the public from violent people. Prison is a comparatively new institution. Until nearly the end of the 18th century criminals were treated in a much more economic way. They were either executed or transported. Today it must cost a hundred million pounds a year or more to keep people in prison, and the public can ill afford it.
‘Fraud was my line, though I once tried a burglary to see what it was like. I can tell you I was terrified out of my wits. That little girl in Angus Wilson’s story Late Call was quite right when she said, “How awful to be big and to be afraid”. Fraud’s quite different. It’s rather fun, as a matter of fact, particularly as you don’t feel sorry for your victims. But I was sorry for the old lady whose house I burgled. She was nearly as frightened as I was. But some of the people I used to cheat wanted something for nothing. And the fun was that I got it and they didn’t. As you’re no doubt a respectable citizen, you’ll be sorry to hear that I’ve got three thousand pounds waiting for me in a safe deposit to start my new life.’
‘More fraud?’ asked Douglas.
‘As a matter of fact, no. I’m going to go straight. I know a lot of people say that when they come out of prison and it’s quite true that most first offenders don’t come back for more. But that isn’t because they’re reformed or rehabilitated. It’s because they hated it in prison so much that they don’t want another dose. Their characters are exactly the same. You can’t change your character, though you can change your way of life. I’ve decided to go straight but not because I’m a better man. Like most people I’m dishonest by nature. The average person subdues that side of his nature because it pays him to do so. Where do you live, by the way?’
‘I get out at Redhill.’
‘So do I. But that doesn’t tell you where I live. And d’you know why I want to go straight?’
‘Please tell me if you would like to.’
‘As a matter of fact, it’s because of the smell. I love fresh clean air and the smell in nearly every prison is perfectly appalling. I’m surprised I didn’t give up the game after my first term. The truth was that I didn’t know how to do it.’
‘How are you going to do it, may I ask?’
‘Fair question. It’s extremely difficult. It’s not simply the problem of getting a job. Oddly enough that’s easier than you might expect. The difficulty is to find some way of compelling oneself to restrain one’s natural instincts. And there is only one way to do it.’ He waited for Douglas to ask him what that way was but, when he didn’t, he went on: ‘To get married. But that’s not going to be easy, is it? And that’s a question I’d like to ask you. Should I tell the girl my past history as soon as I meet her or should I wait until I see a relationship beginning?’
‘I’ve never thought about it,’ said Douglas.
‘Well, you’d be doing an ex-con man a favour on his first day out of prison by giving him the benefit of your advice – until we reach Redhill of course. I suppose you wouldn’t like to give me a lift to the local hotel?’
‘I’m afraid I can’t. I’m riding a bicycle.’
‘I thought only Lord Hailsham did that. The price of petrol, I suppose. It’s also good exercise. But on a wild wet windy evening I’d prefer to forgo the exercise.’
‘My wife usually meets me when that happens.’
‘Let’s hope it rains tonight. Then you can give me a lift. Or would your wife object?’
‘As a matter of fact,’ said Douglas, ‘I don’t think she would.’
‘Is she a prison visitor or something?’
‘Not exactly.’
‘Any children?’
‘Two girls and a boy.’
‘You must be a happy man.’
‘Yes.’
‘I’d give a lot to be in your position.’
‘I hope you will be one day.’
‘The difficulty is to start.’
‘Haven’t you any relatives or friends?’
‘None that would help. Most of my friends are in the same line of business as I was. And my relatives haven’t wanted to know for a long time. My present name is Edward Livermore, by the way. But you haven’t answered my question. If I tell a girl as soon as I meet her, she probably won’t want to know me any more. And, if I don’t, she’ll say I’ve been deceiving her. And that to some extent will be true. What d’you advise me to do?’
After a little thought Douglas said: ‘On the whole I think that it pays to tell the truth.’
‘Not when your wife asks you if you think she’s looking any slimmer.’
‘I said “on the whole”, and I’m not referring to the sort of lie that everyone has to tell from time to time.’
‘But why should a girl have anything to do with a man who has been to prison four or five times?’
‘Some girls might want to help you.’
‘I’m not sure that that’s the sort of girl I’d like to marry. And wouldn’t any girl think about the children? Aren’t my children likely to take after me? Surely there’s a good chance that they will. Good gracious. I quite forgot. I’ve got a thousand pounds in premium bonds.’
‘What work d’you expect to do, may I ask?’
‘I’m not sure really. But I can always get a job as a garage mechanic. That’s something I do really know something about. Your car doesn’t need a rebore, I suppose?’
‘No, thank you very much.’
‘May I ask what you do for a living? I won’t apologise each time for being impertinent.’
‘I’m a librarian.’
‘Good gracious. I’m not surprised you go home by bicycle. You can’t get much out of that. More than I got at the Scrubs, I suppose. How d’you manage to bring up a family on what you get?’
‘I’m afraid that’s my business.’
‘Of course it is. D’you have to pay school fees?’
‘I hope you don’t think I’ve been unfriendly,’ said Douglas, ‘but there really is a limit.’
‘There’s no need to apologise, I assure you. I think you’ve been particularly nice. What d’you reckon it costs to keep a person in food these days? As one of a family I mean.’
‘It’s going up all the time. It’s certainly gone up a fantastic amount in the last two years.’
‘Would ten pounds a week do it, d’you think?’
‘I suppose it might.’
‘You don’t happen to have a spare room, I suppose?’
‘Not at the moment.’
‘D’you know,’ said Edward, ‘I’d pay a thousand pounds – in advance – if you’d let me live with you for six months and introduce me to your friends.’
‘Quite impossible, I’m afraid.’
‘You may not want to do it. You may not agree to do it. But I’m sure it’s not impossible. That spare room I referred to was only not available because you saw what was coming and it wasn’t going to be available for me. So it could be done and, if I stayed with you for six months – that’s twenty-six weeks – say, two hundred and sixty pounds for my keep – that would give you £750 for school fees. That would be a help, wouldn’t it? You might be able to use the car even when it wasn’t raining.’
‘I’m sorry,’ said Douglas, ‘it’s quite out of the question.’
‘Why? Because I’m a complete stranger or because I’ve been a con man?’
‘Both, I’m afraid. Look at it from my point of view. Just imagine you were a married man with a family. You meet someone on the train and you go home and say to your wife: “This is Mr Livermore. I met him on the train and he’s going to stay here for six months. By the way, he’s just come out of prison where he’s been several times.” Wouldn’t your wife think that you’d lost your senses?’
‘Never having been married, I couldn’t rightly say, but I expect she would think it a bit odd, if I did it like that. How about your bringing her to meet me at the pub where I’ll be staying? You could come to dinner. That won’t bind you to anything and, if your wife took a liking to me, we might do a deal. What harm could that do? All you’ve got to say to your wife is “I met quite a nice chap on the train. We had an interesting conversation and I’ve given him our telephone number. He may ring us up to ask us for a drink.” You needn’t say anything about Wormwood Scrubs at that stage. You can do all that before you ask me to stay with you. What’s wrong with the idea?’
‘Quite out of the question.’
‘But suppose I hadn’t just come out of prison and was an ordinary chap you met on the train and you’d enjoyed talking to me? Your wife wouldn’t think it odd then, would she?’
‘Perhaps not. But that isn’t the case. You tell me yourself you’ve been living on the proceeds of fraud. How am I to know if there’s any truth in what you’ve said to me?’
‘You mean I might have been lying when I said I’d been to prison?’
‘Well, yes, that’s possible too. You may be a practical joker.’
‘They don’t do much harm.’
‘Maybe not. But my wife wouldn’t thank me for striking up an acquaintance with one.’
‘But in fact you do believe that I’ve been to prison, don’t you?’
‘Yes, I suppose I do.’
‘But what you say is that you’ve no reason to believe that I’m going straight in the future. That’s true. Nor have you any reason to believe that I’ve got three thousand pounds in a safe deposit and a thousand premium bonds.’
‘I’m not concerned with that.’
‘But you would be, if I were going to pay you a thousand pounds in advance. Tell you what. If I send you a hundred ten pound notes by registered post, which you can give back to me if nothing comes of our suggestion, would you and your wife come to dinner with me?’
‘Certainly not.’
‘How much do you want?’
‘I don’t want anything, I’m afraid,’ said Douglas. ‘It’s certainly been an experience talking to you and I hope that you’ll succeed in going straight and getting married and–’
‘And that I’ll live happily ever after.’
‘Yes, certainly.’
‘But you won’t do anything to assist me in the process?’
‘I’m afraid not.’
‘Why shouldn’t you?’
‘Why should I?’
‘That’s simply answered. A thousand pounds. It would be quite useful, you know.’
‘I’ve nothing further to say on the subject.’
‘Well, at least tell me your name and where you live.’
‘I’m afraid not.’
‘But you have told me.’
‘What d’you mean by that?’
‘Well, you’ve only got a bicycle, haven’t you, at the station and I didn’t tell you that I used to be quite a good cross-country runner. If you won’t give me your name and address I could run after you. In the bad old days men used to run from stations to help people with their luggage. Sometimes they’d run several miles in order to get a shilling. And they weren’t cross-country runners. So it’s up to you, isn’t it?’
Douglas said nothing. ‘I shall enjoy a run,’ said Edward.
‘I shall ask the police to stop you from molesting me.’
‘But I shan’t be molesting you. I shall be running behind you at a respectful distance and not throwing things at you or calling you names and, as soon as I’ve seen the house you go into, I shall just take its name and go away again. It’s not against the law, is it? You’re not a violent man, I take it? You wouldn’t try and hit me on the nose or anything of that sort?’
‘No.’
‘Then it couldn’t be called conduct likely to cause a breach of the peace, could it? Because I’m not going to break the peace. And you said you weren’t. And a policeman can come too on a bicycle, if you like, to see fair play. So wouldn’t it save a lot of trouble if you just gave me your name and address?’
‘I’m getting a little tired of this,’ said Douglas. ‘I can see that I can’t stop you from learning where we live, but I can assure you that, if you write to us, your letters will not be answered and, if you telephone, we will hang up the receiver as soon as we know who it is.’
‘And that’s the way you treat a poor chap who’s just come out of prison and who’s told you that he wants to go straight and has got no relatives or friends in the world. It’s just an encouragement to me to go on with crime. I can’t think why you won’t give me a chance. You can find out from the police, if you want to, that I’m not a violent man. Aren’t you supposed to help me back into society? Isn’t that the duty of Christian men and women? Or perhaps you and your wife aren’t?’
‘Mr Whatever-your-name-is,’ said Douglas, ‘I’m afraid I should prefer to end this conversation.’
‘Oh well,’ said Edward, ‘there was no harm in trying. Now just have a look at this.’ He put his hand into one of his pockets and brought out a roll of ten-pound notes. ‘There should be fifty,’ he said. ‘I didn’t count them. I took the bank’s word.’ He put his hand into another pocket and brought out another roll of notes. This time they were fivers. ‘There are supposed to be fifty of these too,’ he said. ‘D’you know there was a time when I wouldn’t carry fivers about with me at all. When they first came out, I used two of them as though they were pound notes. After that I wouldn’t have them. Till now of course. They’re only worth what a pound used to be. I suppose you think,’ he said, ‘that these are the proceeds of my last swindle. Well, they aren’t,’ he went on, ‘they’re only part of the proceeds.’
The average honest person, like Douglas, has never held a lot of cash in his hand. Probably the most that Douglas had ever possessed in cash was about a hundred pounds. That was many years previously when it represented the deposit on a car. £750 would be extremely useful to him at the moment. And, if he had thought about it, he would have had to admit to himself that he was distracted by the sight of the money at a time when he was worried as to how he was going to find the next term’s school fees, the rates, the interest on his mortgage and the insurance premiums payable to BUPA and the motor insurance company. He had a certain wistful longing to be the possessor of this money.
‘This represents part of the proceeds of a bit of kite-flying,’ said Edward. ‘D’you happen to know what that is?’
‘Isn’t it something to do with robbing a bank?’
‘Quite right. It’s the gentlemanly way to rob a bank. No masks, no revolvers, nobody hurt except the feelings of a bank manager. Would you like to know how it’s done?’
‘No,’ lied Douglas. He would have liked to know, simply as a matter of interest. Certainly not for the purpose of doing it himself.
‘Well, I’ll tell you,’ said Edward. ‘It may help to convince you that I really am an old lag in need of redemption. I once heard kite-flying called the art of borrowing money from a bank which is not prepared to lend it to you. Any number of persons can play this game, but I prefer to play it by myself. For several reasons. First, there’s nobody to share the loot with and secondly there’s nobody to give the game away except yourself. Well, it’s done like this. You open an account with a bank. Even I with all my previous convictions can do that. I could even do it in my real name, but I don’t think I’d try that unless I were going straight. The day may come when by the use of computers and various other electronic devices it may become impossible to conceal who you really are. But at the moment I’m glad to say – or, rather, if I weren’t going straight, I’d be glad to say – that there are a good number of agencies and pressure groups which are doing all they can to make life easier for the criminal by helping him to conceal his identity and by preventing people from prying into his various non-social practices. I have never been able to understand why that sort of thing gets such public support. If I were an honest man – or should I say when I’m an honest man – I wouldn’t mind the police coming in to inspect my books and all my property. I shouldn’t mind accountants looking at my banking accounts and all that sort of thing. People call it snooping, but what’s wrong with snooping if there’s something illegal to conceal? And how does it hurt you, if there isn’t? There are, of course, international industrial spies who indulge in practices designed to hurt the State or some competitor in their line of business. But, as far as the State’s concerned, it’s up to it to defeat that sort of thing by counter-espionage. As far as ordinary private business is concerned, it’s up to them to look after themselves.
‘But I’m straying from the subject. How to borrow money from a bank which is not prepared to lend it to you. If I walked into a bank where I had £3.04 in my account and no security and asked them to lend me £500 they would of course refuse, but, if I offered them a cheque made payable to me on another bank, they would very likely advance me some of the proceeds of that cheque before they had cleared it. So all I do is to open another account with another bank in another name and, as Donald Somebody-or-Other, I draw a cheque in favour of Edward Livermore for five hundred pounds. Suppose the bank lets me have, say, a hundred and fifty against this cheque, I put it on a horse or a politician. If I win, I’ve got the money to put into the second bank to enable the cheque for five hundred pounds to be honoured. If I lose, all I do is to go through the converse process. As Edward Livermore I draw a cheque for, say, a thousand pounds and put it into Donald Somebody-or-Other’s account at the second bank. This enables them to clear the first cheque for five hundred and to give me, say, two fifty to put on the next horse. Have you followed so far?’
‘As much as I want to.’
‘Quite so. An amusing way is to have an account at all five banks, provided you remember which name you have to sign for which account. Of course, if your horses always run too slowly or your politicians never get enough votes, eventually the balloon will go up. And that’s when you scarper. Fortunately I put some of the loot in a safe deposit. But they were too quick for me at the airport. I was a cross-country runner, not a sprinter. By the way, would a few of these be of any use to you?’ He indicated the ten-pound notes. They would have been of considerable use to Douglas, but he did not say so.
‘If the bank that lost the money knew that you had these notes, couldn’t they sue you for them?’
‘Certainly they could. If they knew I’d got them and where. Yes, if you chose to ring up the bank in question and say that you’d met me and that you’d seen that I’d got in my possession £750 which I had stated was part of the proceeds of my last crime, they could come after me for it. But they wouldn’t find it, you know. They’d make me bankrupt, but that doesn’t help them to find the money.’
‘If you’re really going straight,’ said Douglas, ‘surely the first thing for you to do to show your good faith is to give back to the bank which you’ve robbed as much money as you can.’
‘Strictly speaking you’re right,’ said Edward, ‘but I think that would be carrying things a bit far. You see I’ve done my three years.’
‘That doesn’t give you a right to the money.’
‘No, I suppose not, but, if I use the money sensibly, I’ll probably be able to become a respectable law-abiding citizen. If I gave it all back, I might be tempted out of necessity to fall back on my old practices.’
‘I thought you said you could get a job as a garage mechanic. That would give you enough to live on without stealing money from other people.’
‘Quite true,’ said Edward. ‘Maybe I shall start that way, but that would be with a view to acquiring my own business. You see, for many years I have been used to a certain standard of living which, except when I’m in prison, I try to maintain. It costs the country about forty pounds a week or more to keep a man in prison. I may live, say, another thirty years or so. If I spend fifteen of those years in prison it will cost you and your fellow citizens some £30,000. Probably a good deal more in view of inflation. The bank can easily spare the £3,000 that I’ve got. It’s written off as lost, I’ve no doubt. Wouldn’t it be better from every point of view to use it to keep me out of prison? If only from the point of view of the economy of the country?’
‘That may be so,’ said Douglas. ‘But it’s no good your pretending to yourself that you’re going straight if you start off that process by spending money which doesn’t belong to you instead of giving it back to the true owner.’
‘Oh it’s easy to be good on £5,000 a year.’
‘How on earth did you know?’ asked Douglas.
‘There are some criminals who are quite literate, you know,’ said Edward. ‘Isn’t that what Becky Sharp said?’
‘I’m sorry.’ When Edward had mentioned five thousand pounds, Douglas was so struck by the fact that that was his actual salary that for the moment he did not appreciate the allusion to Vanity Fair.
‘Five thousand a year in Becky Sharp’s day,’ went on Edward, ‘would be worth about fifty thousand or more now. In fact much more. You really can’t compare them. In those days income tax took away nothing at all. Today it takes away most of it. I’d better pocket these now,’ he added. ‘Sure I can’t interest you in my samples?’
Douglas did not answer. He picked up his paper again, still the right way up, and this time he actually read a paragraph, though he had not the faintest idea what it said.
‘If only,’ he was thinking, ‘Sheila could win one of her football pools.’ The sight of the money was disturbing. Edward must have realised this because he was very slow in putting it back into his pocket.
‘D’you know,’ said Edward, ‘I came to Victoria by underground.’
‘That was pretty risky with all these pickpockets about.’
‘I know, but I like the feel of it. I know there’s a risk of being mugged but at the moment there’s only one person who knows I’ve got all this money on me besides me. And that’s you. And I’ll tell you this. If I were mugged on the way out of Redhill station I should be quite certain it wasn’t you. I wonder if you’ve ever done anything dishonest. I tell you an idea I’ve had. Some years ago I was going by underground and I put a penny in a tuppenny slot machine and the ticket came out before I had put the other penny in. Oddly enough I’m honest in small ways. It’s pounds that I steal, not pence. So, without thinking, I put the other penny in. Then I realised I’d created the same problem for the next traveller. It seems to me it would be quite a good idea to start off the machine with a coin and then to watch what happens, putting in another whenever the traveller accepted his good luck. Of course you could never really be sure, because when he got home the conscientious man might send the extra money to the railway. But I doubt if many people would do that.’ The train began to slow down. ‘This must be Redhill. I’m sorry I can’t interest you in my welfare, but, if you change your mind about me when you’ve told your wife all about this conversation, I’ll tell you where you can get hold of me. I shall go to the nearest and best country house hotel that I can find. You must know where that is. If you ask for me under the name of Edward Livermore I shall be only too delighted to renew our acquaintance. By the way, I’m not going to follow you. I shall leave the ball firmly in your court. Don’t forget. A thousand pounds for six months. And you can see for yourself that I’ve got the best part of it on me.’
Not long afterwards the train drew into Redhill and they both got out. It was not raining, Douglas’ bicycle was still there and he was soon on his way home.
Meanwhile, Edward sought the stationmaster, made a few enquiries from him and then took a taxi to Holly Towers.
